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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.Alaska Zoo officials debated... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article. Let me just say, I believe in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most people... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. ... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;" whereas I might say, "You want... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.F... Read More

In The News:

'Treasonous' Trump faces backlash in the US
Mon, 16 Jul 2018 19:04:00 +0100
Donald Trump has hailed Vladimir Putin as "very, very strong" despite facing a barrage of criticism for suggesting he trusted the Russian leader over his own intelligence agencies.

Journalist dragged out of Trump-Putin summit
Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:17:00 +0100
A journalist was dragged out of the Trump-Putin news conference moments before the leaders were due to speak, after holding up a piece of paper bearing the words "nuclear weapon ban treaty".

British woman impaled by umbrella on windy US beach
Tue, 17 Jul 2018 09:33:00 +0100
A woman from London was impaled by a beach umbrella after it flew towards her due to strong winds on the US east coast, police have said.

Horror for Netflix as it misses subscriber targets
Tue, 17 Jul 2018 06:04:00 +0100
Netflix shares plunged in after-hours trading in New York after the company's latest results signalled it was facing stronger competition for customers.

Usain Bolt in the running to join Australian football
Tue, 17 Jul 2018 07:59:00 +0100
Usain Bolt is in talks for a six-week trial to play football in Australia, his agent has said.

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Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

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Your Stars Part 3

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The Restaurant Chronicles, Part 1

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Marines Dont Take Crap

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Silver Linings Are Everywhere

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How I Spent my Summer Vacation

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Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

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Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

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When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times

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Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05

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Stopping Bad Breath Bart

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Internet is My True Agent

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And the World Goes Round

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25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet

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Not Your Average Sunday Morning

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Cloning Advantage Super Families

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The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?

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Do Americans Really Understand Irony?

Let me start by saying that 'I am an American'... Read More

Saving SpongeBob Using High Tech

Put Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobsSpongeBob has been in... Read More

Starbucks Going into Hilton

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A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School

Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state... Read More

Painful Lessons from the Maternity Ward

Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never... Read More

Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing

Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions.... Read More