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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.Alaska Zoo officials debated... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article. Let me just say, I believe in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most people... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. ... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;" whereas I might say, "You want... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.F... Read More

In The News:

Huawei founder: Trump 'underestimates our abilities'
Tue, 21 May 2019 08:40:00 +0100
The founder of Huawei has taken aim at Donald Trump, suggesting US restrictions on its business "underestimate our abilities".

Parents win right to use dead son's sperm
Tue, 21 May 2019 09:03:00 +0100
The parents of a military cadet who died in a skiing accident can use his frozen sperm to produce a child, a judge has ruled.

Doctors told to restart life support for paralysed patient
Tue, 21 May 2019 11:32:00 +0100
French doctors have been ordered to resume giving food and water to a quadriplegic - just 12 hours after they switched off his life support against his parents' will.

Ex-cricket star sorry after being kicked off flight
Tue, 21 May 2019 09:47:00 +0100
Former Australian cricket star and commentator Michael Slater has apologised after being kicked off a flight for being "disruptive".

Elle Fanning faints at Cannes dinner due to 'too tight' dress
Tue, 21 May 2019 21:32:00 +0100


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Coffee Tips (and the Elimination Thereof)

I have recently become frustrated with something at doughnut establishments,... Read More

Finding Lost Children

A couple of days ago I had to go to... Read More

Laughing Toward Truth: Six Tips for Lighthearted Thinkers

Do you believe in the power of your convictions?It's time... Read More

New Orleans First to Experience Housing Bubble Burst

Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in... Read More

Eye Spy Potatoes

Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my... Read More

The Zapp Principle

My dad's lab was a mess, but then it was... Read More

Do Americans Really Understand Irony?

Let me start by saying that 'I am an American'... Read More

The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?

This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand)... Read More

Silver Linings Are Everywhere

Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's... Read More

The Hidden Driveway

I won't lie: there are a lot of things I... Read More

American Independence ? The True Story

It was late in 1775, and King George III was... Read More

25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet

A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection... Read More

How I Spent my Summer Vacation

One of the best parts of a vacation is the... Read More

Dumb Luck

I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I... Read More

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of... Read More

If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)

Banish Loans ForeverIf ordinary, hard-working, people ran the bank... the... Read More

When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan

It's time for me to announce that I have a... Read More

Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing

Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions.... Read More

Valet Parking: Theft with Consent

This column is long overdue. To put it in library... Read More

Setting History Straight

Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the... Read More

A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School

Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for... Read More

Internet is My True Agent

You know the type -- that doodling type. Every time... Read More

Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05

Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a... Read More

How to Build a Cobblestone House

He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house... Read More